"Can I buy dumbo?"
"No."
"It's only $5000. It's *worth* $5000."
"It's just going to go up again."
"No, it ends in 18 minutes."
"No."
"..."
"..."
"Could I buy a teacup if someone was selling one?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"We don't have $5000 to spend on a teacup."
"That's not fair."
"Post about it on your site. Maybe your visitors will start up a fund so you can buy a teacup. Or they'll say, 'You should get your own bank account so you can buy the teacup!!!' 'If you really want it you should get it!!' 'If he loves you he'll let you buy it!!!!' 'He's evil!!'"