On Sunday I was watching the Super Bowl, and I was making myself another margarita—you know, to celebrate the Big Game, &c.—& in order to do that I had to open a new bottle of tequila. So I did, and after a lot of tugging, I pulled out the giant cork-like thing from the bottle.
In the process of which, I spilled tequila all over the v-neck undershirt I was wearing, which Mena thought was quite trashy.
That's all.
