Track 10: Take That, "Back For Good"
Okay, so when I mentioned in my introduction post that some songs weren't specifically "about" Christmas, "Back For Good" is what I meant. As far as I know, it's not about Christmas. Not at all, actually.
Or, well—is it? Because would it really be such a staple of Christmas parties, even in television & films, if it didn't subconsciously reflect some sort of Christmas spirit?
Anyway, I've written about "Back For Good" before, but I'm taking this opportunity to elevate it in my personal pantheon from "somewhat guilty pleasure" to "perfect end to a holiday mix." Gary, Robbie et al: consider yourselves elevated.
But so, "Back For Good." Here's the thing: it's perfect pop, & the perfect song to end a holiday mix, or a movie, or a television special. But more specifically, it's the perfect soundtrack to a last dance, wherein you summon the courage to dance with whoever you've been watching all night. [1]
It's a new year soon, after all.
[1] Yes, I am sadly under the influence of the (always surprisingly sentimental) The Office Special.
Track 9: The Pogues, "Fairytale of New York"
It starts out as a pretty straightforward drunken Pogues anthem—"it was Christmas eve babe / in the drunk tank". There's something very sad & final about the end of the year, isn't there? I've been certainly feeling it the last couple of days—an increased feeling of nostalgia, heightened sentimentality, etc, as the days grow to a state of overcast darkness in the early afternoon. [1]
And that's what "Fairytale of New York" reminds me of, at first. Except that, after the first verse, it speeds up a bit, & then it's got Kirsty MacColl singing as well, and so it sounds a bit more... personal, & hopeful. That is, it's no longer just a drunken Shane singing to himself at the bar at 3am, because at least this time, he's got someone to sing with.
And for me it's that juxtaposition, the sadness against the hope, the re-evaluation of everything you've done—"I couldn't been someone / well, so, could anyone"—that defines the end of the year, and in a way is why I really like this song as a penultimate [2] track.
Tomorrow, the finale (I know you're eagerly awaiting it!).
Buy If I Should Fall From Grace with God.
[1] I believe it's my right to get all fucking maudlin in December. It's the season for it!
[2] I'm trying to use more 4-syllable-and-above words to increase my Flesch-Kincaid score. I'm a little bit embarrassed of my 4th-grade writing level.
Track 8: Low, "Blue Christmas"
Jesus, this song is depressing. It's Christmas for the suicidal!
A cover of an old Elvis tune, but slower, sadder, & less joyful than any other Christmas song, ever. This is from Low's Christmas EP from a couple of years ago, which in and of itself is kind of an odd idea: having managed to depress their entire fanbase—or, at least, attracted an already-depressed set of fans—are Low trying to make every other Christmas-celebrating person miserable as well?
That said, their version of "Blue Christmas" sounds every bit as gorgeous & depressing as a Patsy Cline track like "I Fall to Pieces," but with that recognizable Low spirit, in that:
It's really pretty, which is good! But it makes you want to die, which is bad.
Track 7: Prince, "Another Lonely Christmas"
Wherein we hear the tale of our narrator's lover, who had the audacity 2 leave him [1] on Christmas day.
This was a b-side to "I Would Die 4 U" from Purple Rain, and it sounds like it, all the way down to that fading synthesizer at the end. It's a gorgeous ballad that's as big & melodramatic as, say, "Darling Nikki" or "The Beautiful Ones" (to name an applicable few). It's so good.
"Banana daiquiri," though?
Every Christmas night 4 7 years now
I drink banana daiquiris 'til I'm blind
I don't know if I'd've imagined Prince a banana dacquiri man.
[1] Well... 2 die.
Track 6: De La Soul, "Millie Pulled a Pistol on Santa"
This is from De La Soul's second album, De La Soul is Dead, wherein they shocked fans & critics alike with their newer, darker themes.
Synopsis of this track: everyone loves Millie's father, Dylan (sp? maybe Dillon? Lyrics sites, consistency, please!).
He's the coolest dad EVAR, including the fact that he's a social worker helping out your narrator, and plus he's all dressing up in Santa suits at Macy's round Christmas time. And that's just cool [1].
But in reality, when Dylan gets home, he's molesting & beating Millie. And Millie, for her part, is getting damn fed up. And so finally, Millie gets a gun & takes some drastic action. Oh shit!
What happened to the fucking daisies, De La?
[1] I guess?
Track 5: Pixies, "Holiday Song"
You think you're going home for a nice, peaceful holiday with the family, and then...
Honestly, I don't know what Frank Black is on about half the time. And frankly, I don't even know if this song is about holidays, or Christmas.
It does appear to be about incest, for what it's worth, which—admittedly—isn't generally associated with Christmas. But I recognize that tone, Frank Black: you sound like someone fed up with your family. That family that's telling you that you're just not good enough, and asking you how you've disappointed them this year, &c.
Well, so, the message, from me to you: don't sleep with your sister, & don't let your family fuck up your holidays this year. Merry Christmas!
Track 4: The Darkness, "Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)"
Enough of the petulant whining about your daddy & your awful Christmas, Sufjan! Let's hear some fucking RAWK!
And, yes: The Darkness abide.
A Christmas tune by The Darkness makes perfect sense, because they're nothing if not the perfect pop band—sure, they happen to feature loud guitars, and dress in tight unitards like a hair metal band, but they're just pop artists at heart! This is sort of an amazingly bouncy power ballad, highlighting Justin Hawkin's amazing falsetto.
As an aside, I really love the domain name of The Darkness' web site: thedarknessrock.com. It's as if they want to quell any doubt: "Do The Darkness rock? Well, they must, because their website says they do!"
Track 3: Sufjan Stevens, "That Was the Worst Christmas Ever!"
Did you know that Sufjan Stevens has made 3 albums worth of Christmas music? It fits quite well—so well, in fact, that it's almost as if Christmas carols and Sufjan were made for each other: Christian + banjo + airy voice & harmonies = carolers!
But, whether or not you're annoyed by the idea of carolers showing up at your door singing, this is good stuff. And I'll bet you wouldn't mind Sufjan showing up outside your door in a Santa hat, would you?
Track 2: Orange Juice, "Holiday Hymn"
And now, for some indie pop from Scotland. No, not fucking Franz Ferdinand! Just the band that provided them inspiration for their entire dance-pop oeuvre! [1]
If you don't know Orange Juice: remember that song, "A Girl Like You", by a fellow named Edwyn Collins? It was quite popular in the mid-90s.
Well, anyway, Orange Juice were Edwyn's band in the late 70s/early 80s. They were—and are—critically acclaimed, but as is so often the case, not particularly popular in terms of record sales. And in fact, it's pretty much impossible to find their 2 first albums—"You Can't Hide Your Love Forever" and "Rip it Up"—anywhere.
"Holiday Hymn" is a cover of a Subway Sect song. It's from their (discarded) first album, Ostrich Courtyard, which was collected on the compilation The Glasgow School, released just this year, which also includes a bunch of their early singles.
This isn't my absolute favorite of their songs, but it's fairly representative: jangly guitars, somewhat wobbly & mournfully fey vocals.
Ah, those vocals. This review in the Guardian provides one of the best summaries ever of Edwyn's vocals:
Weaker tunes would certainly have buckled beneath Edwyn Collins' unique approach to vocals. A couple of months ago, the website where Grace Collins has courageously documented her husband's recovery from a cerebral haemorrhage reported that he had been singing again, adding that "his tuning needs working on". "Grace," one fan gently replied, "his tuning always did need work." In fact, you could spend all day throwing adjectives at Collins' voice on The Glasgow School and still not come up with a satisfactory description. Occasionally, he sounded like a Caledonian Bryan Ferry attempting to croon while balancing marbles on his tongue and stifling a fit of the giggles. Usually he sounded more peculiar than that.
[1] Though to their credit, FF do tend to admit it: they're basically the reason why The Glasgow School was released this year, because they're always promoting Orange Juice (or at least, the memory of same). Which is very sweet. Thanks, Alex Kapranos et al!
Track 1: Sparks, "Thank God It's Not Christmas"
My opinion: this is the perfect start to any holiday mix.
I'm not taking credit for the brilliance, mind you—all of the credit goes to Ron and Russell Mael. But really: could you imagine anything more fun than these operatic vocals? More fitting—for the whole holiday season, & Christmas—than the somewhat troubled undertones of the lyrics against the immensely anthemic pop music?
No: this is perfect, in that really fucked up & weird way that Sparks perfected oh so long ago!
And for something fun & bizarre, take a look at this photo shoot of Ron and Russell at the Louvre. Make sure to read the captions underneath the photos, like this:
An amateur artist is trying to reproduce Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa. The work is not so bad but Ron Mael has discovered what is wrong: The forger uses Cobalt blue instead of Prussian Blue. What a pitiful mistake!
Those crazy brothers!