Up. Down. Like a jump rope.

Christopher Weingarten on Blue October's truly awful "Jump Rope":

Seriously the song is like watching Marley And Me in three minutes and chasing it down by eating a "Hang In There" poster smeared with Valentine's Day chocolate from 1996.

Probably the funniest song review I've ever read, of one of the worst songs I've ever heard (from the F2K series).